21 devs,
ranked by how they treat git.

Mid-way through a friend's birthday dinner, he will accidentally optimize the restaurant's menu load time while pretending to listen.

Mid-way through a friend's birthday dinner, he will gently suggest a more efficient way to arrange the silverware on the table.

When meeting her parents for the first time, he will unintentionally explain the optimal way to arrange their kitchen cutlery drawer.

When the wifi cuts out mid-show, he will calmly start refactoring your living room furniture into a more efficient, high-availability cluster.

The moment she asks 'what are we?', he will provide a 30-page slide deck outlining the current roadmap and future dependencies.

When meeting her parents for the first time, he will explain why their lawn maintenance stack is fundamentally unscalable.

Mid-way through the line for coffee on a Monday, he will explain why your order lacks consistent padding.