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HUSBAND MATERIAL REPORT
HUSBAND MATERIAL REPORT
PROFILE @ADDYOSMANI · ANALYSIS COMPLETE
The High-Velocity Curator.
“Mid-argument, he will suggest a comparison chart to visualize your feelings, citing his 355 public repos as proof of expertise.”
HUSBAND SCORE
88
/ 100
✓ STRENGTHS
01.75,269 stars across 355 repos; has built enough utility to justify the ego.
02.Provided 14 detailed code reviews; treats peer feedback as a collaborative sport.
03.16 years on GitHub; has survived enough tech cycles to know what actually lasts.
⚠ RED FLAGS
01.0 commits in 90 days; currently too busy managing Gemini to write his own code.
02.Follows 266 people; maintains a social graph larger than most small-town zip codes.
03.Director at Google; expects your relationship to follow a clear, scalable roadmap.
@addyosmani · N. America · 16y experience
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Five categories.
One uncomfortable portrait.
01
Work Ethic
Productivity has shifted from the terminal to the boardroom.
75
/100
›
RECEIPTS · STREAKS, FREQUENCY, NIGHT COMMITS
SIGNAL 01
“0 commits in 90 days — the C-suite pivot is complete”
SIGNAL 02
“16 years of activity — a veteran of the JavaScript wars”
SIGNAL 03
“355 public repos — a lifetime of shipping finished work”
02
Emotional Stability
A reliable partner who rarely breaks production or promises.
95
/100
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03
Care for Others
Review comments are thoughtful, precise, and dangerously professional.
90
/100
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04
Aesthetic & Order
Maintains standards that make your messy life look like chaos.
85
/100
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05
Social Life
46,801 followers; you are dating a minor local celebrity.
92
/100
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Think his friend is worse?
Or better. Same engine, same honesty, different suffering.
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