21 devs,
ranked by how they treat git.

Mid-way through a friend's birthday dinner, he will accidentally optimize the restaurant's menu load time while pretending to listen.

Mid-way through a friend's birthday dinner, he will gently suggest a more efficient way to arrange the silverware on the table.

When meeting her parents for the first time, he will unintentionally explain the optimal way to arrange their kitchen cutlery drawer.

The moment she asks 'what are we?', he will provide a 30-page slide deck outlining the current roadmap and future dependencies.