28 devs,
ranked by how they treat git.

Three months in, she will solve your relationship issues by closing them as 'not planned' and moving on to the next project.

Three months in, you will realize your evening plans are competing with his 39% night-commit ratio.

Mid-argument, he will suggest a comparison chart to visualize your feelings, citing his 355 public repos as proof of expertise.

Three months in, you’ll realize your relationship is being managed like a curriculum on EpicReact.dev rather than a spontaneous human connection.

Three months in, you will realize your relationship status is secondary to the uptime of his 140 public repositories.

Mid-way through a friend's birthday dinner, he will pause to suggest a more semantic way to phrase your anecdote.