21 devs,
ranked by how they treat git.

Come Sunday-morning brunch, he will critique the menu's typography while silently refactoring your shared life into a more modular configuration.

Mid-way through a friend's birthday dinner, he will accidentally optimize the restaurant's menu load time while pretending to listen.

When he's sick with a cold, he will likely treat his own recovery as a low-priority issue requiring zero maintenance.

Mid-way through a friend's birthday dinner, he will gently suggest a more efficient way to arrange the silverware on the table.

The moment she asks 'what are we?', he will pull out a whiteboard to diagram the lifecycle of your relationship.

When meeting her parents for the first time, he will unintentionally explain the optimal way to arrange their kitchen cutlery drawer.

During the first month of living together, he will reorganize your kitchen cabinets for maximum dependency efficiency without asking.

The moment she asks 'what are we?', he will provide a 30-page slide deck outlining the current roadmap and future dependencies.

During a call from his mother mid-dinner, he will patiently explain why he can't fix her router remotely tonight.

During the text that says 'we need to talk', he will open a pull request to optimize your relationship’s communication flow.